Cafe Offender
When i go to cafes i like to give them freedom to express how they feel on the my cup. Other times i like to push the limits of people by giving the strangest names, as they shout it out loud from across the room… Why? Because why not. 😉 Here is a few of my favourite ones. I really would get banned one day i can feel it. LOL
The person serving could not speak English very well; but oh well. “Ma Ninja” 😛
I lost a battle that day. You win some you lose some. Right?
This was a trap cup. I sat next to my friend as he asked. You are called Pikachu today?. In which i sternly said It is pikachu; bitch! as i pulled the cup sleeve down.
Thought about the future and this was what came out.
I upset people. LOL
Not my idea but it was hella fun charging to collect my drink. “FOR THE LOLZZZZZZ”
“Have you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise. I thought not. It’s a Sith legend not by the Jedi also cunt.”